Dating for stoners
A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!
" Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb. How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?
Kern was born in Kentucky and was raised in northern Kentucky in the towns of Florence and Independence. Xavier High School in Cincinnati, and subsequently studied at New York University, earning his Bachelor of Fine Arts (BFA) in drama.
While at NYU he studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in London.
Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ? Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
Q: What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Han So-high Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?